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(I’ve got four 8 tops of evil children, some bitch at #52 is complaining about too much lettuce in her salad, and you want me to sing Happy Birthday? Oh fuck that shit!)
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Fuck My Table · that's right. fuck you. and your damn food.
Nice
In the end I started refusing, I mean absolutely refusing to sing Happy Birthday or any other lame version of it.
Oh, yellowcat…Remember Chili’s? Fuck that shit!
But I thought you liked to sing?
Off key, in the car, very loudly.
I HATE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Don’t they realize how busy I (and the three other servers) are??? And I noticed when we come over to sing happy birthday, THE FAMILY DOESN’T EVEN HELP. HOW CAN U NOT SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR OWN SPAWN?
I KNOW, RIGHT? That was actually on my T4T list before I left Red Lobster and stopped posting. I’m like, you rude motherfuckers… you’re going to make us stand here and sing like idiots but you aren’t going to sing with us? That’s how much EVERYONE hates the fucking Happy Birthday song, that they make someone else sing it and they stay silent. Fuck. That. Shit.
(Red Lobster and Olive Garden (where I work) both sing the regular birthday song, so they have no excuse!!
I know, right? You know the fucking words, and I know you do, so you’d better sing louder than me because YOU’RE THE PRICK WHO REQUESTED THE SONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.